My brother spoke at the funeral of his best friend, who died snorkeling in the South Pacific. His accomplished engineer friend was a master farter, and everyone knew him for his skill. The funniest part was where the friend once dropped a box on a co-workers desk. The co-worker opened it and recoiled from the contents: one award-winning fart.
My brother had everyone rolling in the aisles.
Time to update my tagline.