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Bomb Squad Called To UK Hospital After Man Gets WWII Mortar Stuck In His Rectum
Not The Bee ^ | December 6, 2021

Posted on 12/06/2021 11:20:30 AM PST by Ciaphas Cain

The bomb squad was called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Thursday (December 2), after a patient was admitted with a mortar shell stuck in his rectum.

Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum."

(Excerpt) Read more at notthebee.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: artillery; asshole; mortar
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What an explosive ending!
1 posted on 12/06/2021 11:20:30 AM PST by Ciaphas Cain
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To: martin_fierro

Sounds like mangled genitals to me...


2 posted on 12/06/2021 11:21:44 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: Ciaphas Cain

I’m gonna get that pesky gerbil.


3 posted on 12/06/2021 11:22:03 AM PST by pnut22
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Rectum?! It could have wrecked the entire hospital!


4 posted on 12/06/2021 11:22:17 AM PST by PGR88
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Ordinance? I think Pope Benedict ruled it was “objectively DISordinance.”


5 posted on 12/06/2021 11:22:38 AM PST by dangus
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To: pnut22

OMG, I remember that song and thought it was satire.

TRUE STORY!!!! When I was a teenager a boy I knew had a mom that worked at Tampa General ER doing admissions. A man came in with an olive jar wedges...you know where. LOL.


6 posted on 12/06/2021 11:23:08 AM PST by sevinufnine
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7 posted on 12/06/2021 11:23:11 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

What they typically do is surround unexplored ordnance with sandbags and set it off.


8 posted on 12/06/2021 11:23:12 AM PST by Gen.Blather (Wait! I said that out loud?)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Depravity and stupidity walk hand in hand. . . .


9 posted on 12/06/2021 11:23:43 AM PST by RatRipper (The Biden Adm is leading an attack against US citizens . . . pure evil.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

puts a whole new meaning to explosive poops...


10 posted on 12/06/2021 11:24:06 AM PST by cableguymn (It will continue until we stop it.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

What?


11 posted on 12/06/2021 11:24:26 AM PST by rdl6989 ( )
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To: Larry Lucido

“It was million-to-one shot, Doc!”


12 posted on 12/06/2021 11:25:20 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

How?.........................


13 posted on 12/06/2021 11:25:25 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: dayglored

14 posted on 12/06/2021 11:26:26 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: pnut22

Jerry? That you?


15 posted on 12/06/2021 11:28:10 AM PST by Born to Conserve
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Brit way of getting rid of (__________)’s


16 posted on 12/06/2021 11:29:35 AM PST by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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I didn’t need to see this.


17 posted on 12/06/2021 11:29:56 AM PST by smoky415
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Also...

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4018621/posts


18 posted on 12/06/2021 11:31:10 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (The best things in life aren't things.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

4.2”?


19 posted on 12/06/2021 11:32:08 AM PST by GingisK
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Dang perverts!

Also military-knowledge-deficient reporters - a 57mm cannon round isn't a mortar round. It goes to a high-velocity antitank cannon, really flat trajectory. Mortars fire upward and usually have fins.

20 posted on 12/06/2021 11:32:29 AM PST by Chainmail (Frater magnus te spectat)
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