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To: nickcarraway

One time I was in the woods, walking along what I thought was a deer trail, and the first thing I noticed was this terrible odor. There were some loud, stomping noises or something. I was afraid to go further but I did anyway, and there was Jeff Goldblum. He looked at me with eyes that seemed intelligent, but he was relieving himself and I ran like hell. Never been so scared.


4 posted on 11/26/2021 1:27:26 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Telepathic Intruder
One time I was in the woods, walking along what I thought was a deer trail, and the first thing I noticed was this terrible odor. There were some loud, stomping noises or something. I was afraid to go further but I did anyway, and there was Jeff Goldblum. He looked at me with eyes that seemed intelligent, but he was relieving himself and I ran like hell.

LOL! Sure that wasn't Robert Downey Jr. before rehab?

If I were Goldblum I'd drive around with the vanity plate "Freak #1", from his first big break in "Death Wish" raping Hope Lange.

17 posted on 11/26/2021 5:44:35 AM PST by MikelTackNailer (Truly tanned, rested and ready to raise hell - Trump '24!)
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Did he ask for tree-fiddy?


22 posted on 11/26/2021 7:35:13 AM PST by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the left, truth is right-wing extremism.⭐⭐)
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