Great story.
Years ago my mother visited a St. Petersburg restaurant and saw an old old woman with her walker standing at the bar flirting with a guy one stool over... She said, ‘this is the place to retire to...’
My mom and her husband live near a place called the Villages in Florida.
A cop friend of mine there told me to watch out for the old ladies who have a shower brush hanging from their golf cart.
It’s a well known sign that they are slutty and cheap.