Posted on 06/15/2021 6:29:50 PM PDT by dynachrome
GENEVA, RUSSIA — President Joe Biden has announced to the world that talks with Russian President Vladimir Putin have been a massive success.
“We had a real breakthrough, me and ol’ Putin,” said Biden triumphantly. “I stared him down and said, ‘Look pal, here’s the deal: You get whatever you want, but my son WILL get a cushy job over on the Russian pipeline.’”
“Well, suffice to say my son is now employed again and the board of Nord Stream 2 will get my son’s expertise! Putin caved to my demands all in exchange for access to our nation’s secrets, surveillance, and some sanctions against America,” announced Biden as he was met with thunderous applause from all journalists present. “I took em’ to the cleaners and didn’t hold back.”
“Wow, no President can make a deal quite like Biden can!” said MSNBC journalist Kathy Pigeons welling up with tears. “Finally, a President who can stand up to that bully Vladimir Putin and create jobs for the American people.”
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Joe reads this and says , “I’m good and I get another 10% from Hunter “ LOL
The Bee is just awesome, and has been for the last 2-3 years.
Biden Announces Putin Meeting Was A Success, Hunter Now Has A Job With Russian Pipeline
Thanks. Sometimes my copy and paste is incorrect.
In the beginning, I thought the Bee was really mediocre and sometimes just awful. But you are right. They have moved to a high level of excellent the past few years. I really enjoy their stuff.
on Hannity, Lindsey Graham just twice refused to criticise Biden’s fitness to handle the Putin meeting.
Graham was stumbling like Joe!
Did he demand that Putin be fired immediately for being a corrupt SOB?
Peace through payoff.
Hunter is selling his fingerpaintings to an outfit connected with CCP for half mil a pop.
The usual bribery. His book was another.
The Bee is what the Onion used to be 20 years ago before they became “woke” (and not funny).
To be fair, it is bad form to criticize a sitting President (even if he is sitting in the office due to outright fraud) when he is overseas meeting with our 'competitors'...
So what do you do? Biden is clearly in the throes of advanced dementia. And even when he had all his light bulbs on - some 10+ years ago - he was an idiot.
I'm not a fan of RINO Graham, but I don't think he could do much more than stutter and stumble when talking about Biden getting ready to meet Putin.
In exchange, The CCP "art collectors" each get
<><> their very own Democrat Senator to vote their way,
<><> their very own WH office,
<><> 10% of IRS collections,
<><> Joe Biden gives his next SOTU in Mandarin.
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