I know you're kidding, but that seriously would be recorded in VAERS. 100%. It's a death, which is an adverse event, VAERS ID 10011906. By law, this would be recorded in VAERS. That's literally how this all works.
From the VAERS website itself: 
"Serious adverse events regardless of causality"
Doesn't matter if a piano fell on your friend; it's still getting recorded in VAERS by law.
I know you're kidding, but that seriously would be recorded in VAERS. 100%. It's a death, which is an adverse event, VAERS ID 10011906. By law, this would be recorded in VAERS. That's literally how this all works.
From the VAERS website itself:

Mar 01, 2019 · Causality has always been a major topic in medicine. It is important to know the cause of disease not only to enable the best possible treatment, but also to develop the best possible diagnostic tests. Everyone knows that it is dangerous to treat fever with antibiotics without knowing its cause.
