It’s not a shot, it’s not a jab. It’s just a little prick. Come and get your little prick now people.
Sorry I’ll pass in more ways than one....
From the Renaissance Festival comedy duo Puke and Snot:
Snot (to an attractive female volunteer from the audience):N Now this won't hurt a bit, just a little prick with a needle.
Puke: She *knows* who you are, it's that needle part that's got her worried.
Snot (annoyed): Will you leave me alone?
I hadn't heard about THAT side effect.