Now tell us about quantum superposition and entanglement. Something else I'll bet you know nothing about.
While academia corrupts the minds of the mainstream physics students with ether-denying, Einsteinian-named quanta/particles--the "Standard Model" (photons, muons, quarks, electrons, leptons, Higgs boson, etc.)--and spukhafte Fernwirkung, acting as if they define the essence of how the universe works. Nonsense!
The Deep State gives clearances to some of the gullible and many of the brightest, letting them working on very different, advanced physics issues at Area 51, Sector 4, etc.
This has the effect of leaving the mainstream "science" in a pseudo-science mode that is decades if not centuries behind, destined for cannon fodder, then dust. This they do because they want to capture and dominate the whole world, of course.
And yes, TLS, I recognize you were just putting some lint in the troll's navel to contemplate.