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‘Satan’ says he was flirting, trying to get a date on Boston subway
YourCentralValley ^
| Mar 5, 2021
Posted on 03/05/2021 9:37:05 PM PST by nickcarraway
The Prince of Darkness is apparently looking for a date on the Boston subway system.
Police say a 20-year-old woman approached transit police at the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority’s Forest Hills station at about 10:45 p.m. Monday to complain about an encounter with a man dressed all in black, including a mask covering his entire face and his hood drawn tight.
The woman told police the man typed something on his phone and extended his arm across to her, displaying a message that said, “I am Satan,” then stared at her.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: boston; massachusetts; satan
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To: nickcarraway
Satan lives in Massachusetts? No surprise there.
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posted on
03/05/2021 9:39:07 PM PST
by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
To: nickcarraway
on the positive side of this story, at least we know where the Satan is hanging out!
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posted on
03/05/2021 9:48:23 PM PST
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born, they are excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
hey. is satan an iPhone person or Droid person?
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/05/2021 10:03:39 PM PST
by
Impala64ssa
(Virtue signalling is no virtue)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/05/2021 10:04:39 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(DEFEAT THE COUP D'ETAT BY THE STALINAZI DERP STATE !)
To: nickcarraway
My wife probably would have been startled and shot him.
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posted on
03/05/2021 10:08:35 PM PST
by
fireman15
To: JohnBrowdie
“satan takes the subway?”
You didn’t expect to find satan underground?
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posted on
03/05/2021 10:08:38 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(The Weak Never Started, The Cowards fail along the way, Only the Strong Survive)
To: fireman15
To: nickcarraway
to complain about an encounter with a man dressed all in black, including a mask covering his entire face and his hood drawn tight.
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posted on
03/05/2021 10:14:23 PM PST
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I didn’t expect him to be taking public transportation.
To: nickcarraway
Did he use as a pickup line
“Look into my eyes, you’ll see who I am
My name is Lucifer, please take my hand.”
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posted on
03/05/2021 10:27:06 PM PST
by
Fred Hayek
(Antifa=BLM=RevCom=CPUSA = CCP=Democratic Party )
To: nickcarraway
The biggest surprise is that Satan is not on Tinder.
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posted on
03/05/2021 10:27:09 PM PST
by
Reverend Wright
( Everything touched by progressives, dies !)
To: Fred Hayek
satan needs pickup lines?
To: nickcarraway
New York. Satan goes there looking for a date and no one even bats an eye.
‘Not funny, Satan’.
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posted on
03/05/2021 10:31:35 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/05/2021 10:47:02 PM PST
by
CtBigPat
(The period of Crisis is ending. Now comes Normalization.)
To: nickcarraway
Say what you will about Satan, but that’s a pretty memorable first impression to make when you’re trying to pick up ion a girl on a subway
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posted on
03/05/2021 10:56:05 PM PST
by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: nickcarraway
I would be so creeped out. Aargh!
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posted on
03/05/2021 11:16:30 PM PST
by
KittyKares
(I miss President Trump!)
To: nickcarraway
"You know what I'd do? I'd take that deal 'n' crawfish, then drill that ol' Devil in the ass."
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posted on
03/05/2021 11:29:07 PM PST
by
The MAGA-Deplorian
(Sarcasm. It's my only natural defense against stupidity)
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