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Here, I just made this.
I know fine folks here can improve it, so here’s the text:
D.E.R.P. CHART
What kind of Derp was it that assaulted you today?
Was it a Derisive,
or
Disparaging, Endlessly Reprimanding Punk?
Or a
Discouragement Encyclopedia, Rudely Predicting?
Perhaps it was only a common
Doom Ender Ranting Publicly?
Or one of the
Distributed Entourage (of) ReEducated Persons.
Sightings of any of the above, or of any
Definitive Untouchable Reverence, Personified,
(D.U.R.P) Should generally be ignored or laughed at.
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~Easy
how true
good one