Posted on 02/13/2021 1:43:44 PM PST by BipolarBob
U.S.—Donald Trump made history once again today after being acquitted in his second Senate impeachment trial. He is now the most acquitted president in American history.
Donald Trump issued a statement regarding this incredible honor.
"I have been completely and totally cleared of all wrongdoing in this pathetic witchhunt sham impeachment trial," said Trump. "I am now the most acquitted president ever -- even more than Clinton. No president has ever been acquitted more than I have. Will I get the credit? Probably not, because of the fake news media. I am looking forward to continuing our MAGA movement together for many more acquittals to come!"
According to sources, Republican Senators cheered and high-fived each other, knowing they had just outsmarted all the Democrats into bestowing such an unprecedented badge of honor on the former president.
"Oh no! What have we done?!" wailed Senator Amy Klobuchar, suddenly realizing the Senate had given Trump yet another impressive world-record, making him the subject of trivia questions for the next two centuries.
According to sources, Clinton will be handing over his giant gold "most acquitted ever" trophy to Trump in Mar-a-Lago next week.
Well It Didn’t Fit So They Had To ACQUIT!~
Our prayers were answered!
Stupid idiot demoncraps!!!!!!!
-Tyrelle F
AMEN!
If those dems don’t all get arrested and locked up for their crimes we are all in trouble!
-Tyrelle F
Yep... He just keeps on winning. He’s won two impeachments G. O. A. T.!!!!
It’s historic
That is exactly as Republicans could spin it!
LOL You know that Dems would do It!
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