Why not just skip to balaclava instead of having Antifa wear red MAGA hats with pantyhose pulled up to their eyes? They could just use red balaclava with MAGA printed on it.
NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks
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Posted on 2/12/2021, 12:09:39 PM by A.M. Smith
Sounds like Babylon Bee. No facial recognition for the commie militias or perhaps hit squads (like Tonton Maqute(sp), plus everyone else will be stragulated.
Dear CDC - NO.
Please take a flying leap into the Grand Canyon.
After you figure out how to get out of the Canyon, perform a double blind study on panty hose, masks, and any other insane things you can think of. Take at least 20 years, and then get back to me.