Posted on 01/25/2021 8:29:01 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda
Joe Biden Wins Nobel Prize For His Incredible First Day As President
SWEDEN—According to sources in the media, President Biden had an incredible first day in office. After signing executive orders to end racism, global warming, and Republican domestic terrorism, the Norwegian Nobel Committee agreed that this was possibly the best first day in office of any president in history. To recognize this groundbreaking achievement, Biden will be awarded the Nobel Prize in all 6 categories:
Physics - For miraculously causing the sea levels to lower by signing the Paris Climate Accord Chemistry - For his incredible chemistry with the American people Medicine - For administering life-saving vaccines to millions of people after Trump selfishly hoarded them in his basement Literature - For writing some of the most compelling speeches and most beautiful tweets ever written Peace - For ensuring a peaceful transfer of power with 30,000 National Guard troops Economic Sciences - For raising the minimum wage-- something no one has ever tried before
"This is astounding. It feels so good to finally have a competent president again," said White House Correspondent Jim Acosta with a tear in his eye.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Look at this one:
Biden Grants Citizenship To Everyone Who Voted For Him
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-grants-citizenship-to-everyone-who-voted-for-him
I can’t tell if this is real or not
In four years our economy will be as robust as Morocco.
Stunning and Brave.
Its hard to tell this is irony after they gave Obama one for....ummm.....he wasn’t even sure what for actually.
Leave it to the Bee.
He united the country, everybody thinks he’s a dolt.
“Free Nobel Prize with every order of shrimp tacos!”
I have the graphic somewheres....
I should be laughing... but I’m not. I was like “...figures..”
Salute Marines
The United Nations need to meet and declare Bidet Emperor of the World.
Perfection in our time!
Forward!
The Future!
I well remember a trip to Germany some years ago. I am a shooter and oddly had few 9mm shells in my coat pocket I did not know they were in my coat. A couple of days later I discovered the 9mm cartridges. Oddly those 9mm cartridges passed customs and I did not even know I had them. I immediately disposed of them into a creek near the motel.
I had broken many laws in Germany because I was not careful.
Day-um! Sainthood can NOT be far behind.
(Or do you have to be dead for that???)
Joe read about getting the Nobel on election night——in a Chinese fortune cookie.
Not a bad tag!
What made it golden was the movable letters on a portable sign.
The Nobel Prize is nothing more than a slap in the face of honorable people. It is a joke, but not in the sense of “Ha Ha”.
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