Don't say that. My Gramaw told me I have moon eyes when I was knee high to a ymani cricket, and they ain't nothin' like those pop-eyed freaks that look like they got a carrot rammed up their fundament.
I got kinda squinty 'chinee eyes', light brown with little black flecks in the brown of one of 'em.
I ain't never had them psycho eyes. Maybe the definition of 'moon eyes' changed since JFK was President.
