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6 blades !

When are they going to STOP adding blades one by one ?!?!?! I'll fix this blade by blade game...

I'm going to make a 27 Blade Razor. I shall name it The Wall-O-Razors.™©®

It shall be Mounted on the Shower Wall and has a Grab Bar mounted above & in front of TW-O-R.™©®

It shall dispense the Shaving Cream in measured amounts from in between the 27 Fixed Blades.

Then you will take hold of the Grab Bar and Starting at the Lowest Blade Carefully place your Face at the high point of your Facial Hair and Slowly Drag Your Face Up The Wall=O-Razors™©®.

Repeat until entire Face has been Shaven or you bleed out from Severing your Carotid Artery.

52 posted on 12/17/2020 12:42:18 PM PST by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)

53 posted on 12/17/2020 12:54:09 PM PST by Chode (Send bachelors and come heavily armed. )

I was really hoping this thread had something to do with switchblades.

54 posted on 12/17/2020 1:33:39 PM PST by Salamander (I May Be Lonely But I'm Never Alone...And The Nights May Pass Me By...But I Never Cry...)

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