I feel like that!
LOL!
Honest story.
My kid and I bought a hamster from the pet store, that looked just like that little fellow in the meme you’ve posted.
It turns out the hamster had been attacked by a cat in his previous home, and was missing about half of his fur.
We decided to name the hamster “Spike”. It struck us as an appropriate name because we thought it sounded tough and reminded me of some obscure street gang character that I had seen on TV way back when almost all programming was black and white.