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You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop
The Guardian ^
| 7 Aug 2020
| Kate Connelly
Posted on 08/07/2020 11:00:27 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says he ‘gave it his all’
The photographer who captured the drama said the unidentified nudist was happy for her to share the images, which show him in bare-bottomed pursuit of the boar and her two piglets while fellow bathers look on in amusement.
The wild boar, sightings of which have become increasingly common, had apparently spotted a pizza being eaten by other bathers. It seized a yellow bag containing the man’s laptop, probably believing it to contain food, and was chased by the man into the undergrowth.
Another witness said: “When he returned from the forest, everyone applauded him.”
(Excerpt) Read more at theguardian.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Outdoors; Sports
KEYWORDS: berlin; humorbreak; nakedcamethestranger; nothanks
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All that volleyball must keep the legs in shape.
And mostly the legs?
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:00:27 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Kinda sad what has become of little Piglet...
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:02:27 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Hillary Clinton: Just like Joe with only half the dementia.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Why do so many nudists have DISGUSTING bodies?
Major yuck.
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:03:35 AM PDT
by
epluribus_2
(He, had the best mom - ever.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
And this little piggy went “Wee! Wee! Wee!” All the way home.
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:05:08 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: DUMBGRUNT
You omitted the required viewer warning!
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:05:56 AM PDT
by
TexasGator
(Z1z)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I know what you are thinking but trust me, you do not want to see that photo!
To: COBOL2Java
Piglet used steroids. So sad...
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:15:12 AM PDT
by
Morpheus2009
(If you want me to be afraid, then be consistent in your logic, standards, and your lies!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop How do you say "Florida Man" in German?
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:15:30 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after az><n election.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
DO NOT LOOK!>................................NEED GALLONS OF EYE BLEACH!..................
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:15:40 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(To a liberal, 9-11 was 'illegal fireworks activity'...........................)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Wildschwein pork chops with red cabbage--a German delicacy.
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:18:56 AM PDT
by
Theoria
(I should never have surrendered. I should have fought until I was the last man alive)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already been mooned.
-- Ray Stevens, The Streak
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:19:55 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: DUMBGRUNT
I love the caption to the first photo:
“Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says he ‘gave it his all’”
One could also say “he let it all hang out”.
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:23:12 AM PDT
by
BobL
(I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's, I just don't tell anyone, like most here)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Hallo, Heinz, legen Sie die Knockwurst und das Bier ab!
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:25:18 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Theoria
Oh look. Manbearpig going after his laptop.
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:26:01 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Cloward-Piven is finally upon us.)
To: Theoria
That girl is probably going to need some eye bleach. And some therapy. Why are all the nudists TeleTubbies?
To: COBOL2Java
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:30:55 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: DUMBGRUNT
One has to wonder if the guy will be looked at differently at his next Board meeting.
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posted on
08/07/2020 11:31:00 AM PDT
by
BobL
(I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's, I just don't tell anyone, like most here)
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