“Don’t touch strangers’ balls. You can kick their balls but do not touch them. In fact you shouldn’t hold the balls of a stranger or in any way enjoy manucaption as to ball worship. You have to be nuts to touch strange balls. Bust them, sure. Capeesh?“ pic.twitter.com/09DPMQY3mh— 🇺🇸Lionel🇺🇸 (@LionelMedia) May 17, 2020
Reminds me of prank calls we used to get when I worked at a bowling alley, mostly from teenage girls.
My eyes rolled so hard, you could hear it.