[bagster]

I have had an owl staring at my house for the past five hours and it passed on a squirrel. It has moved so not sure if it's a government owl or a real one.

Nothing to worry about.

Until it calls your name.

In the meantime, go ask him things. It might be Mister Owl himself. Ask him if Pence is a derp.

[defconw]

I am pretty sure Pence is not a derp. I think Pence is derp bait. I would like to ask the owl why he looks so much like a cat?

[TangoLimaSierra]

In the meantime, go ask him things. It might be Mister Owl himself. Ask him if Pence is a derp.

Or ask how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.