https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cuts-holes-in-medical-mask-so-he-can-still-sniff-people
Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People’s Hair
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WILL WE SEE A GIANT SHIFT TO REPUBLICAN IN 2020?
Bread Lines Next? Maryland County Proposes
Plan to Limit Grocery Shopping Trips
Based on Last Names
A Maryland county is proposing assigning days that people are allowed to go to grocery and convenience stores based on what letter their last name begins with.
Calvert County’s voluntary plan would limit people’s shopping to once every five days.The Hill reports that under the plan, A-C last names can shop on dates ending with 0 and 5, D-G names shop on dates ending with 1 and 6, H-L names go on dates ending with 2 and 7, M-R names can shop on dates ending with 3 and 8, and last names starting with S-Z shop on dates ending with 4 and 9.