The world has gone mad.
Soon they will be authorizing elephants for the task.
Why can’t they all just carry teddy bears or a Snoopy? What on earth does an animal like that - exclusive of maybe a dog - do for anyone other than to draw everyone’s attention? There’s certainly would be no reason to take a second look at that woman if she wasn’t walking beside a horse in an airport terminal...Does she clean up after the animal? The world has gone mad, you are right..
Make the World Go Away - Eddie Arnold!