More like Windows 1.
Windows : you will believe your 386 will fly like a 286 running DOS.
True story.
My sister worked for a large bank years ago before she got married and became an at-home mom.
She had a co-worker who, to put it mildly, was a little bit slow on the uptake. Whenever you would tell her something she would just sit and stare at you blankly for five or ten seconds, as if what you had just said was taking time to process in her brain.
The gals in that office all nicknamed her “286”.