[generally]

Maybe not as big as the others, but Austrian (NOT Australian) vice chancellor resigns.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7043931/Video-scandal-rocks-Austrian-governing-coalition.html

[generally]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7046661/Ex-president-Jimmy-Carter-94-forced-cancel-Sunday-School-class-days-breaking-hip.html

Interesting, since turkey season ended on the 15th.

https://georgiawildlife.com/2019-statewide-turkey-hunting-season-opens-march-23

Is this covering up something else? Or is JC a derp and therefore exempt from such laws? Or do derps need a funeral in the near future to distract from something?