"I'm looking for a one-of-a-kind item to remember my trip to Spain." "Here's Julius Caesar's skull. $500." "That's pretty steep. Do you have anything cheaper?" [antique store guy rustles around under the counter] "This is Julius Caesar's skull as a boy. $200."
Very much the same in Africa, where they sell hyena hides as leopard , and every young man you meet has 200 sisters they want you to date.