Cheech: And now it’s time to play “Let’s Make A Dope Deal”—The show where small time dealers try to parlay their stash so that they can become big-time pushers. And here is our first guest, a former Harvard professor of philosophy, a holder of a PhD., an MA, a BA, and he’s a BMF besides, Bob Bitchin. How do you feel Bob?”
Chong: Bitchin!
Cheech: Did you hear that folks? Bob, what made you drop out?
Chong: Well, my mother thinks it was the four hundred acid trips I took; but that wasn’t it, man. One day, I played a Black Sabbath record at 78rpm.
Cheech: Yes?
Chong: I saw God, man.
Cheech: You saw God...well, that sounds like true enlightenment to me, Bob.
“What is your name?”
“Five seconds, Bob.”
Wow. I remember that as if it was yesterday! You have any Firesign Theater? Porgy?