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1 posted on 06/13/2018 5:56:31 AM PDT by simpson96
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Whenever I read a statement by Chelsea Clinton, I read it in a voice of a sheep bleating.


26 posted on 06/13/2018 6:09:52 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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Mocking anyone’s innate physical appearance is sophomoric and reflects poorly only on the mocker. It’s not like Chelsea Clinton does not give her opponents voluminous material to work with, what with all her asinine comments and clueless behavior. She can’t help what her biological parents bequeathed her.


28 posted on 06/13/2018 6:11:09 AM PDT by lump in the melting pot (Half-brother is Watching You!)
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If you ever run into her, be sure to say “Howdy Chelsea!”


30 posted on 06/13/2018 6:12:55 AM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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That’s what happens when mom’s use wooden dildo’s.


34 posted on 06/13/2018 6:15:58 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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With a head full of sawdust wouldn’t it’d be more appropriate to ask her puppeteer.


35 posted on 06/13/2018 6:16:13 AM PDT by albie
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Chelsea Clinton seems to have a very thin skin these days.

That might be because her skin is stretched over so much body these days


41 posted on 06/13/2018 6:20:48 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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You want to be in the limelight expect to take the blows.


42 posted on 06/13/2018 6:22:22 AM PDT by jetson
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"After she got what she was looking for in her Howdy Doody research,.."

I did a little Howdy Doody research too..


45 posted on 06/13/2018 6:23:55 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Hey kids, what time is it? It’s Chelsea Clinton time!


48 posted on 06/13/2018 6:25:19 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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just think how Howdy feels.


49 posted on 06/13/2018 6:26:37 AM PDT by ronniesgal ( I wonder what his FR handle is??)
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Her parents brilliantly portrayed on Twilight Zone episodes(The Dummy/Living Dolt) with dad(?) (as himself) “Willie”...and mom “Talky Tina”?


53 posted on 06/13/2018 6:29:41 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken)
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While I have no time for the childish visual comparisons it is interesting that she has nothing to say about those in her mother’s campaign and Podesta who roasted her...


56 posted on 06/13/2018 6:40:24 AM PDT by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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"Thanks to Richard & all the people on @Twitter who’ve compared me to Howdy Doody, I now know a bit about him, including that he stood up to bullies & believed in being kind to animals. I’m always happy to be on the side of allyship & kindness. Thanks again!"

Here's how I think it went down.

There's some twenty-something chick, fresh out of Harvard or Columbia, who is tasked with answering tweets and getting coffee on Chel's staff (yes, there is such a thing). A week or two ago, somebody compared Chelsea to a donkey, so this ditz wrote something like, "Oh yeah stupid, donkeys have superpowers and give rides to babies so I'm super-psyched that you think I'm like a donkey and everything sticks to you!"

Well, every semi-coherent mental dropping from Chelsea is to be treated like the royal poo, so all the sycophants in the media passed it about and praised it and declared it the finest poo in all the land and declared that the producer of the poo was victorious beyond compare in the issuance of the poo.

It came to pass that the twenty-something who actually produced the royal poo tweet had thirty seconds where people on the Team Chelsea noticed her as more than the coffee girl and she felt closer to Chelsea and closer still to a her future as an unbiased reporter at the NY Times. So the young maiden then lamely tried to recreate the magic but, unknowingly, she attributed personality traits to an object that is in fact a block of wood rather than a living thing. Her confusion was understandable though, because she actually does know somebody who looks exactly like that block of wood.

57 posted on 06/13/2018 6:44:25 AM PDT by dead
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HD had entertainment value. She’s just another Clintoon leech.


58 posted on 06/13/2018 6:50:18 AM PDT by CodeToad
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It appears that Chelsea has inherited her mother’s sense of humor.


59 posted on 06/13/2018 6:56:13 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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More like Dowdy Dutie.


63 posted on 06/13/2018 7:09:01 AM PDT by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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Howdy is also not pleased.


64 posted on 06/13/2018 7:12:07 AM PDT by mulligan (EeThe)
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My black friends often refer to certain white people as "'Howdy Doody' lookin" as in "I'll slap that Howdy Doody lookin mfer upside the head"
66 posted on 06/13/2018 7:22:54 AM PDT by olepap (Your old Pappy)
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TO BE FAIR, I don’t like when people talk about her appearance.

I mean we all can’t be blessed with my good looks.


76 posted on 06/13/2018 9:02:48 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
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Chelsea Clinton not happy about being compared to Howdy Doody. Yeah but think about how Howdy Doody feels.


78 posted on 06/13/2018 10:16:26 AM PDT by DaxtonBrown
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