Not sure what you're eating for breakfast but it's obviously laced with something good.....never heard of Cinco de Mayo until I was in an area with lots of Mexicans - you may celebrate it but for the most part, it's Mexicans and based on a Mexican army upset over a French army ...... I actually did a search on it for my information - you must have pulled your "not dumb" info from a dark and smelly place.
You are lying!!!!! I was literally in Mexico on May 5, 2000 and was hoping to have the bars set up to celebrate it. The owners said its not celebrated here. Its an American holiday. You need to grow up. Kids lie. You should be beyond it by now.