HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
The people eating Tide Pods are teens and college-aged people, not EFFING CHILDREN!
Let the stupid and weak minded eat the damn Tide Pods! Hell, I say market the product to them (with full disclosure to the harmful effects), because these detergent eating knuckleheads won’t care about those warnings, anyway!
Best thing for America: a natural thinning of the ol’ gene pool!! We are talking, good old fashioned natural process of selection and survival of the fittest!
You are right on the money. I would also strive to take whatever measures are necessary to make student loans dischargeable in U.S. Bankruptcy proceedings. If I ran Tide, I might be tempted to bundle the pods with tubes of Testor’s Red Tail model glue and a dozen brown paper bags.
The cretins must be protected at all costs because-let’s face it-they probably vote democrat.