[Buckeye McFrog]

And burning fossil fuels is causing this HOW, exactly??

[Waverunner]

The smokestacks are releasing gases anti-rotational, thus slowing down the Earth. We must rebuild all smokestacks immediately so as to speed up the planet!

[BlueLancer]

And burning fossil fuels is causing this HOW, exactly??

Because we're pumping oil out of the ground, it's making the Earth lighter, making it rotate more slowly ...

See, I can make up science facts just like the Al Gore and Bill Nye ...

[MrEdd]

It’s too many people.
When islands like Guam tip over, it causes the earth to bulge.
Don’t you know anything about settled science?
Clearly Planned Parenthood needs to be put in charge of the solution.

[butlerweave]

Byproduct from the Earth’s Core = OIL

[TomGuy]

And burning fossil fuels is causing this HOW, exactly??

Pumping out all of that oil causes friction as the Earth spins on its axis. The more friction, the slower the Earth turns. Eventually, there won't be any more oil and ...



the Earth will start squeaking as it spins.