This guy has a ccw. He'll probably have to drill holes in his Viagra now.
1 posted on
05/12/2017 5:17:27 PM PDT by
umgud
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To: umgud
26 posted on
05/12/2017 5:28:56 PM PDT by
dfwright
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left (Eccl. 10:2, NIV))
To: umgud
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
27 posted on
05/12/2017 5:30:39 PM PDT by
deadrock
(I is someone else.)
To: umgud
This is my weapon. This is my gun...
28 posted on
05/12/2017 5:31:18 PM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
(I held my nose, voted for Trump, then took a shower. All to defeat evil.va)
To: umgud
New poster boy for no-holster/appendix or “Mexican Carry”...
29 posted on
05/12/2017 5:32:37 PM PDT by
elteemike
(Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak)
To: umgud
He scores a ‘Hole In One’ !
30 posted on
05/12/2017 5:33:41 PM PDT by
Vlad The Inhaler
(Best Long Term Prepper Tactic: Beat The Muslim Takeover - Have Big Families)
To: umgud
31 posted on
05/12/2017 5:34:55 PM PDT by
moovova
To: umgud
I suspect, appendix carry?
C.W.
To: umgud
With that name, maybe it was a really small bomb.
33 posted on
05/12/2017 5:35:14 PM PDT by
LouAvul
(The most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.)
To: umgud
Doctor I have a burning discharge in my penis’
34 posted on
05/12/2017 5:36:09 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(Tophat9000)
To: umgud
No mention of the pistol caliber.
It must have been a PEE Shooter.
We know it wasn’t a 45 or he wouldn’t be sporting a hole.
He’d be walking around with nothing but a small knob of raw hamburger.
38 posted on
05/12/2017 5:38:40 PM PDT by
Vlad The Inhaler
(Best Long Term Prepper Tactic: Beat The Muslim Takeover - Have Big Families)
To: umgud
Sounds like this guy really pulled a boner! Bet it doesn’t happen again!
39 posted on
05/12/2017 5:38:41 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
To: umgud
Paramedics found matching holes in his penis and thigh. And if it wasn't a matching hole would they be looking for a second gunman on the grassy knoll?
42 posted on
05/12/2017 5:40:38 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
To: umgud
And now he has a tinis....
43 posted on
05/12/2017 5:42:42 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: umgud
46 posted on
05/12/2017 5:48:34 PM PDT by
Canedawg
(from FUBO to MAGA!)
To: umgud
Ok ok, so it's only an "honorable mention" but how often do the Darwin Awards take aim so directly at someone's reproductive ability:
47 posted on
05/12/2017 5:49:34 PM PDT by
Enchante
(Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
To: umgud
48 posted on
05/12/2017 5:49:57 PM PDT by
GnuThere
To: umgud
Ahh... MALE GENITAL MUTILATION.
50 posted on
05/12/2017 5:57:31 PM PDT by
House Atreides
(Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison)
To: umgud
Sigh... people always going off half-cocked...
51 posted on
05/12/2017 6:00:01 PM PDT by
Ronin
(Blackface or bolt-ons, it's the same fraud. - Norm Lenhart)
To: umgud
Ya know what you call a guy that appendix carries?
A gelding
Here’s proof
53 posted on
05/12/2017 6:04:31 PM PDT by
5Madman2
(Practicing random acts of Douchebaggery whenever possible)
To: umgud
60 posted on
05/12/2017 6:23:06 PM PDT by
pigsmith
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