Hmm...don’t go into the caldera when the volcano is erupting. That is excellent advice. I’m writing it down.
Never allow yourself to be talked into climbing up on a vertical, freezing cold rock face that goes four miles straight up into a howling, oxygenless sky. Something else for your notebook. :-)
One can learn so much by observing libs while they get high on their pointless acts of near zero-risk bravery that, you can be sure, will never help save the soul nor secure the freedom of a single individual.
Look Honey, the volcano is erupting!
Ooooooh, let’s get closer so we don’t miss anything
and can get a selfie.
Warning: Watch for poisonous gas and fist size
pieces of flaming debris raining from the sky
and be sure to bracket your shots.