Oh, my goodness! Alexis Khan is a boatload of ugly on one face!!!
Trigger Warning!!! (You been warned!)
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=104554,filename=image.jpg
Also...is she a Muslim?
“Good boy.”
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Yup. Ya can’t fool a good dog.
Looks like a black lab?
Very Good Boy
That so ugly you can’t tell if it’s her or a horse’s a$$.
Dogs are smart.
I trust dogs.
I also love dogs, but do not have one - two cats. I need a fence to be an appropriate dog owner.
That said:
One summer, between the first two Star Wars movies, as a summer job in college, I was selling books door to door in Indiana for a subsidiary for the Times Mirror Company...
The city/town I was in was laid out on a grid - we worked the grid, then moved onto the next grid...
There was a small collie that followed me for more than two hours - door to door. No matter how pleasant and friendly I was to that dog, it followed me and barked incessantly. BARKED INCESSANTLY! I could not do my job. The dog was clearly not in ‘control.’
I tried very hard to befriend the dog, however, after almost three hours I kicked it like a football. Legs ‘running’ in the air. Satisfaction.
No more dog issue.
Three weeks later we moved to the next grid and I knocked on the door of the owners of the dog. It was barking, the door opened, it let out a ‘yelp!’ and ran to the back of the house. I did not sell those folks any books.
That dog knew me and understood my actions.
I tried to be nice to that dog, but it was not friendly in the least.
The ‘boot’ was the last resort.
I mention this because of the context of this story.
I trust dogs.
Lastly, to deter ‘dog hater’ responses, I was in a bar once and a guy was deriding my family and me.
I explained the truth, explained his errors and tried to soothe out the situation (like I did with the dog), I asked for an apology - none was forth coming - so I threatened him.
I was not bluffing. I gave him one more chance, he flipped me off and then I lunged for him. Pity I could not punch him but I did kick him in the ass as hard as Jan Stenerud.
You should have seen the guy...
Good dog,don’t tell me these dogs don’t have souls.
Good!
Dogs are a whole lot smarter and caring about their humans than most people give them credit for. Good puppy.
I absolutely love dogs. I just lost one of my best little friends to a car. Totally my own fault but it hurts badly.
South Carolina Ping 
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I used to have a Germany Shepherd that would have died protecting my daughter. We had to lock her up when we were trying to put a band aide on a cut my daughter had on her knee.
One day when my daughter was about 10 she came home from school and the front door was ajar. She thought someone had broken in and was afraid to enter the house. She went and got our neighbor. As soon as the neighbor started to open the door, all she saw was teeth and attitude. She slammed the door closed and said, “Jennifer, trust me. No one is in your house.”
