[rlmorel]

Hahahaha...where did you find those, Laz???

[Hoffer Rand]

Now, now, let’s remember to be compassionate, people. I think we should take up a collection and send a sympathy card to his significant other. Can you imagine being in a relationship with that? He probably finds dryer lint traumatic.

[arthurus]

Professional snowflake. The one dealing with the AR-15 appears genuine just because it is the reaction many liberals would expect to have. In conjunction with the others I suspect a tongue firmly in cheek. I wrote things like that in high school as satire.

[sport]

Laz, you are good. There are no two ways about it.

[Vendome]

Funny...

[Nifster]

Rich.....very rich

[IronJack]

I propose that, in the same vein by which “clymer” became synonymous with “anal sphincter,” a “gersh” becomes the very definition of a nutless sissy who wets himself at the sight of his own shadow.

[Organic Panic]

Drinking hot coco is scary, confusing, and very very hot

The hot liquid seared my mouth, which can happen if you don't expect a cup of hot molten lava passing your lips. The smell of child labor and unfair trade practices assaulted the senses like the whip used to keep coco harvesters working. The brown opaque fuid was like staring in to the depths of a limitless abyss of suffering. How could someone pour hot fluid in their own mouth? The blister on the roof of my mouth left me unable to speak and I had to take two valliums and take a nap in my pajamas while mom rubbed my forehead.

[Organic Panic]

Leaving my safezone is scary, harsh, and very very bright.

I was first assaulted by the overwhelming sight of blue up above. The bright lights and colors disoriented me in my cannibis fueled mellow. There were no puppies, kittens, or play-do'h play stations, and my sociaology professor was no where in the need of immediate protection. People passed without telling me how very very special I am. The trauma left me a sobbing mess unable to change my panties. I had mommy run a bath.

[Ketill Frostbeard]

I had a burrito for lunch I bought from a vendor.

I heard an evil hiss coming from between my buttcheeks.

I crossed my legs but the global warming gases keep expanding.

I can’t take it. Call the bomb squad. I think I’m going to blow.

[martin_fierro]

[boop]

LMFAO!

What's even funnier is that he wrote a follow up article bemoaning how people made fun of him, and how much it hurt his feelings.

They even called him a "little girl".

Liberals, they are so ridiculous that they can't be parodied.

I mean that literally.

You aren't allowed to make fun of them.

[2111USMC]

EXCELLENT!

[freedumb2003]

Link?

This is great stuff!

[KosmicKitty]

Too bad he can’t try childbirth. That’s an experience!!

[PGalt]

Great work gutting Gersh, Laz. BTTT!

[spintreebob]

Now do one on seeing the name Trump on a voting machine...that can really put one in the Nurse Ratched ward.

[Conservative4Ever]

Bwahahahahaha...loved it.

[right way right]

Bumped to lighten up a series day.

[#1CTYankee]

Could this guy be a bigger woosie?

He would freak out if he ever drove through my town with all the trucks with gun racks and such.

Do we even know if he’s really a man?

Maybe he’s just an ugly woman in pants.