Our Preacher is armed and advises all other members to arm themselves. Jesus Himself said, If one does not have a sword, which today would be at least a pistol, let him sell his cloak and buy one.
Nonsense.
Luke 22:36 —> 22:36 —> 22:3 —> .223
Clearly, Heaven is stipulating that the sword of old is at least chambered in a rifle caliber these days...