[CodeJockey]

the team, which hails from China's Institute of Physical Science

There was a time when that would have made me chuckle. Not anymore. China will own us. We've squandered our own destiny.

[Dagnabitt]

Sure, China may lead among nationalities getting PhDs in the hard sciences, but we've cornered the market on Gender Studies and Ecological Racism degrees.

So while they might get back to the moon before us, or unlock fusion power first, we're going to smoke China where it counts: on social media.