If my ex knew where North was, she couldn’t find South.
Really.
LOL. I have told people that if you turn me around real fast, three times, in my own living room, I would be lost.
When I’m on the move I’m constantly recalculating N,S,E,and west. If its a clear night I always look for the north star. I watch where the sun comes up and sets throughout the year.
I can get turned around on dark nights or dimly lit overcast days but there are other cues. Walking in the state land one day I thought I was headed dead north and came out at the road dead south. I turned around and headed back north. Fortunately they started shooting at the shooting range and I kept it to my left and I let it move off to the rear left and came out at the north road less than an 8th of a mile from the truck.
I had an ex-girlfriend who’d get lost getting out of her own driveway.
Speaking of tongues, I'm biting mine right now...and won't post any smutty remark here....
I have literally written “Left’ on the left-hand (driver’s side, YOUR SIDE) window pillar and “Right” on the right-hand (passenger side, MY SIDE) window pillar of my wife’s car. In chalk, so it’s easy to remove, but I don’t know why I don’t get Alibaba to manufacture and market peel and stick removable labels. I KNOW I’m not the only guy who has had this experience, or the one where she doesn’t know her left from her right but is happy to give you directions every time you drive somewhere “You DO know where you’re going, right?”