Posted on 11/26/2015 11:24:21 PM PST by Cowman
Am I the only one who is really put off by the pardoning of the turkey and really, really wants a President who would kill, dress and eat the stupid bird?
Am I the only one who remembers THIS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPtDQaDmZUU
Sarah Palin pardons one turkey while another is slaughtered behind her.
Personally I had no problem with the video but the left used it as another hit on Sarah.
I think he started the sign of the cross thing last year. I think he does it to mock Christians.
The turkey pardoning is ...
... a satire ...
... that shows ...
... how childish ...
... sentimentality can be.
Daddy must placate his children and sneak another turkey on the table.
I now understand though .. we’re talkiing about Zero doing it. Yeah, he can be a creep.
I thought Obama’s thing was to pardon Bo the Dog.
My family sure didn’t worship Lincoln either. We are
Rebs going way back. Did not have slaves; but great-great
grandfather was a Confederate soldier at Shiloh. I was born
not too far from Shiloh & my parents took me there quite a
bit when I was little. - Shiloh was an absolute MESS. I’m
69 yrs. old. When I was little, the Bloody Pond was STILL
very dark blood colored where even the rocks on the bottom
of the pond were bloodstained. - Daddy always said that
Mr. Lincoln did not have to have that war; slavery was on
its way out and would have certainly been gone shortly
anyway with new inventions that were coming along at that
time. Grandaddy said he didn’t think he could have possibly
avoided killing somebody because it was such a mess.
I can’t imagine the black (Negro) situation could possibly
be any worse (& getting worser!) than it is today. At this
point, I don’t see that ANYONE on the horizon can fix that
conundrum but the returning Yeshua Ha Maschiach (Jesus
Christ Son of God). Meantime, the Imposter will pretend; but
when Christ returns there will not be any question who He is!
I could see a President Trump leading a Hunting Party for the Turkey.
A Chief of Staff Palin would pluck and dress it.
An Atty General Ted Cruz and family would stuff and cook it.
A (Still) Governor Christie would load the Boxed Bird in his truck to deliver at a Charity Banquet. First Red Light, he pulls a wing off, "just for a quick sample".
Ten-mile drive later, Gov. Christie pulls up in front of "Mike Meats" to purchase a "replacement Turkey" because the other one "fell out of the box and onto the freeway!"
I want to hear more of the sad stories of presidential turkeys #3 and #4 who get slaughtered so #1 and #2 can be pardoned.
Okay, that’s plagiarism. Have you never heard the story of Mrs Goose & the cookies she had baked for tea with Mrs Owl?
Now I’m not sure which version of the story I like better.
I personally think he should have had farmer Jihad Douglas ( yes that was his name) demonstrate a halal butchering while chanting Allu Akhbar
Just like the Mayflower muslims woulda done
In the interest of cultural diversity
Lol!
And cooked it stuffed inside a moose
Just swap the words president and bird, and watch the tickets sell themselves! I’ll take eight! ;)
What, please, is the story behind this Reagan photo of him on the plane, aiming a shotgun?
I’ve never seen that photo of Reagan before. Is it from his days as governor, or later? Nice rifle - a Weatherby, perhaps?
It looks like he was posing with a rifle given to him (Shotguns seldom have scopes) in the Presidential campaign days (I think that’s Pat Buchannan on the right)
I’d rather see a turkey eat the President.
I agree—I think the pardoning of a turkey is a complete waste of Presidential time.
Seeing Obama wave his hand like a priest is enough to make one projectile vomit in mass quantities.
I hope Donald Trump doesn’t waste his time with this pointless gesture.
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