A parrot cursed non-stop. The lady who owned him said if he didn’t stop, she was going to put him in the refrigerator. He continued cursing and, true to her word, she put him in he refrigerator.
After about ten minutes, she took him out and asked, “Have you learned your lesson.” “Yes,” he said, “but I have one question.” “What is it?” she asked. “What did the turkey do to wind up in the freezer?”
8 posted on 08/19/2015 7:42:26 AM PDT by LouAvul
(Ted Cruz and the presidency goes together like a gun and bullets. Nothing else works.)