[NicknamedBob]

"I know what a food processor does to food. So can I blame my word processor when my thoughts come out all jumbled?"

I hooked up the word processing keyboard to the food processor. My writing comes out juicier, and it flows more evenly.

[NoCmpromiz]

As a public service I offer the following prophetic announcement from the Flakey Oracles of Zuckerberg, a.k.a. Facepagething.

If any of you know anyone blessed with any of the names on this list, you'd best give them a 'heads up' in case this describes something that was not in their plans... ;-)

Of course, it is noted that this prophecy originated in the Land Down Under and thus could possibly have been rendered powerless by transiting vast quantities of salty water.

But ya' never know...