To: Tax-chick
Plumbing is actually one of the few places where I’m a little handy. I learned two key plumbing lessons when I was young from a plumber who came to our house and they’ve helped me ever since.
1) Water runs downhill.
2) Payday is Friday.
7,119 posted on
11/19/2015 2:11:28 PM PST by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
To: ArGee
Your plumbing education is incomplete. In addition to the rules you recall, there are three others:
1) Hot on the left.
2) Cold on the right.
3) Water Stuff runs downhill.
4) Payday is Friday.
5) Keep your fingers out of your mouth.
7,120 posted on
11/19/2015 2:59:15 PM PST by
NicknamedBob
("So, Hillary, what is your greatest liability?" ----- "That I can do it with a straight face.")
To: ArGee; NicknamedBob
My main plumbing skill is calling a professional, followed by writing a check.
7,121 posted on
11/19/2015 3:07:12 PM PST by
Tax-chick
("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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