[NoCmpromiz]

a T-Rex dressed in a tutu and carrying a parasol.

Now THAT would make an interesting Halloween outfit..

Speaking of which, for Halloween I'm giving out these..

I don't get many repeat visits..

[Gefn]

I shan’t go trick or treating at your house, I guess.

I still don’t have a costume. :(

[ArGee]

I gave out pencils once.

I had to pick most of them out of my lawn the next day.

I decided I would never again hand things out to ungrateful nits who ring my doorbell.

That includes the IRS, but that’s a different story.