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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: ArGee; NicknamedBob

My main plumbing skill is calling a professional, followed by writing a check.


7,121 posted on 11/19/2015 3:07:12 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Amen to THAT!


7,122 posted on 11/19/2015 3:11:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (No failure ever need be final. ~~ Thomas S Monson)
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To: Tax-chick

I can do a little better than that, but I still don’t know all the names for the toilet tank thingies. ;o])

And I know how to build and/or fix a lamp. I can change the oil in a vehicle as well as change a flat tire.

I can cook and sew and start a campfire from kindling. So much for that...all that and a large balance on my debit card will get me a Starbucks, if I am so inclined. However, McDonald’s still has the BEST iced chocolate mocha! And it won’t break the froggy bank!

We missed the Kitteh, this morning!


7,123 posted on 11/19/2015 3:18:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (No failure ever need be final. ~~ Thomas S Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Darn, you’re right! It’s been a long time since that happened, if I was at home!


7,124 posted on 11/19/2015 3:23:04 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, you’re forgived! Some days, life just excapes us!

(While I’m thinking of the crumpets for Christmas, I wonder if the crumpet company would have any really good pears...?)

I’m SUCH a nagger!

My visit to the doctor today was rather productive. I was able to have all the tests done but the chest x-ray (tomorrow) and the bone density, which I have to schedule an appointment for in Vegas. And I also had a blood test, which wasn’t mentioned anywhere in the paperwork I had. But it would seem a blood test is ALWAYS part to the pre-op tests.

It was a good trip to the doctor, though it was long...but I didn’t have to wait more than five minutes for anything, so I’m good!

I’ve decided I want to make my favorite Jeweled Cheese Ball for Thanksgiving. I need to buy rum and coconut flavorings, but the thing is TASTY! Cream cheese, pecans, flavorings and dates. And I need to get all that and Wheat Thins. Dates are hard to find!

I should head for bed. The fatigue is so tiring, these days. I keep thinking it’s CFIDS, but other symptoms aren’t there. I don’t know what is going on. Maybe the COPD is just whuppin’ my backside.


7,125 posted on 11/19/2015 4:49:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (No failure ever need be final. ~~ Thomas S Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

I am not fond of pears, myself, but Harry and David’s fruit is guaranteed. If you don’t like it, you can get a replacement or refund.

Good news about all the tests getting done today. I’m planning to be in bed as soon as the boys and Kathleen calm down.

Mrs. Atkinson has an obese old black lab, and while Tom was working on her toilets, the dog licked my feet until my socks were all soggy.


7,126 posted on 11/19/2015 5:09:39 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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So while sitting here munching on some tortilla chips and salsa and emulating Pooh by thinking grand thoughts about nothing, some newsie raised (again) the terrible plight of those Syrian refujihadists who have courageously left their women and children in a war zone to seek soft unguarded areas to inhabit. (Well, to be truthful, the newsie didn't say it quite like that..)

I was informed about how evil and islamophobic it was for states here to ban these unfortunates from their borders. And then I found what seems to be the perfect solution to this problem..

I for one think that is not enough. I think the proper allotment should be at least five per qualified recipient. You know, just to prove how non-islamophpbic they are.

Of course some unforeseen consequences might beheading from this plan...

7,127 posted on 11/19/2015 8:05:01 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

7,128 posted on 11/20/2015 2:36:22 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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To: Tax-chick

And dat’s da TROOF!

Now I’m REALLY tired, as I was up and down most of the night, and I hate when I do that.

I will go get the chest x-ray, but I think that will be my excitement for the day.

I could have sworn I just bought Instant Breakfast a couple of days ago, but I’m down to three, so that means it’s been a week. Dang. I can’t keep up with this stuff any more. :o[

Ungh. I want to go back to bed. Maybe I’ll just get a throw and lie down on the sofa.


7,129 posted on 11/20/2015 5:19:07 AM PST by Monkey Face (No failure ever need be final. ~~ Thomas S Monson)
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To: NicknamedBob

1 and 2 only work when you’re coming from in front of the wall.

I thought I’d leave out the “stuff” and the vocabulary requirements since this is a family forum.


7,130 posted on 11/20/2015 5:24:30 AM PST by ArGee (War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
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To: Monkey Face

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

-From “The Notebooks of Lazarus Long” by Robert A. Heinlein.


7,131 posted on 11/20/2015 5:27:11 AM PST by ArGee (War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
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To: ArGee
"... when you're coming from in front of the wall."

If you're seeking water from any position other than in front of the wall, you're probably in the wrong house.

7,132 posted on 11/20/2015 5:34:12 AM PST by NicknamedBob ("So, Hillary, what is your greatest liability?" ----- "That I can do it with a straight face.")
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To: Tax-chick

This website has gotten really sad.


7,133 posted on 11/20/2015 5:49:51 AM PST by GeronL (I remember when this was a conservative forum)
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To: ArGee

I agree, wholeheartedly! And there aren’t very many of those things I can do. drat.


7,134 posted on 11/20/2015 5:53:09 AM PST by Monkey Face (No failure ever need be final. ~~ Thomas S Monson)
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To: GeronL

Yes. I have to be really bored to wander away from UT and OFST and when I do I usually remember why I don’t very quickly.


7,135 posted on 11/20/2015 6:38:51 AM PST by ArGee (War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
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To: Tax-chick

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3362866/posts?page=35#35


7,136 posted on 11/20/2015 7:51:17 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: ArGee; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; NoCmpromiz; Darksheare; Gefn; null and void

Well, now. Yesterday, I was able to get almost all the testing done at the doctor’s office, and went back today to get the chest x-ray.

The radiologist mentioned a caution about the surgeon who is to do the work on my neck and asked if I trusted him. Since the doc already told me about “some BS on Google,” my hackles are up. But I can’t remember what agency to go to online to find out more about him... Dang. Short-term memory sucks.

I just made the appointment for the bone density test, and it will be in the same week as the MRI. But after that, I’m done with the tests.


7,137 posted on 11/20/2015 9:27:59 AM PST by Monkey Face (No failure ever need be final. ~~ Thomas S Monson)
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To: GeronL

Which is why the UT thread is so important: It helps retain your sanity!


7,138 posted on 11/20/2015 9:28:53 AM PST by Monkey Face (No failure ever need be final. ~~ Thomas S Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Try the Nevada Medical Association:

http://www.nvdoctors.org/

If they don’t have that kind of information, they can tell you who does.


7,139 posted on 11/20/2015 9:42:35 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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To: GeronL

Real life isn’t all that right now, either.


7,140 posted on 11/20/2015 9:43:42 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Do not grumble, brethren, against one another, that you may not be judged." James 5:9)
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