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Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: NoCmpromiz; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...
6,181
posted on
10/30/2015 2:50:38 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
To: Tax-chick
People may say that I am not as kind and generous as I perhaps think I am, but I notice you haven’t given up your position yet.
6,182
posted on
10/30/2015 3:06:58 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
("So, Hillary, what is your greatest liability?" ----- "That I can do it with a straight face.")
To: NicknamedBob
James and Frank will appreciate the reams of used paper. I had that whole batch of letters with your name down as “Bub.” Probably a cat on the keyboard at just the wrong time.
6,183
posted on
10/30/2015 3:10:24 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
To: Tax-chick
People should also note that I haven’t expelled you to the science labs of the Thrust Ring for your subtle aggressions.
6,184
posted on
10/30/2015 3:26:48 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
("So, Hillary, what is your greatest liability?" ----- "That I can do it with a straight face.")
To: NicknamedBob
Oh, dear. I thought my aggressions were so subtle that you hadn’t noticed, or had attributed those minor incidents to the catz.
6,185
posted on
10/30/2015 3:27:40 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
I was willing to attribute them to goats if necessary. The only other applicants for your position have been from among Darksheare’s life-challenged minions.
6,186
posted on
10/30/2015 3:39:46 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
("So, Hillary, what is your greatest liability?" ----- "That I can do it with a straight face.")
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Tax-chick
Darks has minions? I bet his are cuter, and smarter than Disney’s yellow ones.
If ceirdwyn is one of Dark’s minions, I wanna be a minion too.
6,187
posted on
10/30/2015 4:01:32 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(I want to visit night's Plutonian shore.)
To: Tax-chick; Slings and Arrows
One of Ceiling Cat’s kittens.
Purry White color. Smudge on nose indicates some Basement Cat as well.
6,188
posted on
10/30/2015 4:03:45 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(I want to visit night's Plutonian shore.)
To: NicknamedBob
It was a goat that chewed on your desk.
6,189
posted on
10/30/2015 4:08:25 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
To: Gefn
Morning! The source says the baby floofy is pure-bred Himalayan.
6,190
posted on
10/30/2015 4:08:48 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
To: Tax-chick
I’m so sleepy I didn’t see the floof.
6,191
posted on
10/30/2015 4:13:49 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(I want to visit night's Plutonian shore.)
To: Gefn
Imagine it’s tickling you and then shedding on your sweater.
6,192
posted on
10/30/2015 4:27:33 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
To: NicknamedBob
You are, but then you've never seen a T-Rex dressed in a tutu and carrying a parasol. Those who have have not lived to tell.
With this, a pointy stick, and a bit of dirt to draw on, you can establish communications with any alien species intelligent enough to understand it, and having eyes with which to see.
That is, if you're not dealing with alien species that will just grab the pointy stick, skewer you with it, and take you back to see how you taste with barbeque sauce.
6,193
posted on
10/30/2015 5:14:07 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
To: NoCmpromiz
I gave out pencils once.
I had to pick most of them out of my lawn the next day.
I decided I would never again hand things out to ungrateful nits who ring my doorbell.
That includes the IRS, but that’s a different story.
6,194
posted on
10/30/2015 5:15:22 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
To: NoCmpromiz
They didn’t have one of those at our Walmart.
6,195
posted on
10/30/2015 5:16:04 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
To: Gefn
Go reverse trick-or-treating. Hand them something from your bag full of candy.
THAT will blow some circuits.
6,196
posted on
10/30/2015 5:17:22 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
To: Tax-chick
So you’re going as Hillary?
6,197
posted on
10/30/2015 5:17:57 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
To: ArGee
Heh, good one. But I will look MUCH better than Hillary.
She could have a mental-ward escapee costume, like Bill’s ...
6,198
posted on
10/30/2015 5:19:32 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("... so many times that my memories are worn." ~John Prine)
To: Gefn
If they ask what you are, say you’re a “supply-sider.”
6,199
posted on
10/30/2015 5:20:43 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(There are three types of liars. Liars, damned liars, and Clintons)
To: Tax-chick
I need the floof this morning. Thanks.
6,200
posted on
10/30/2015 5:25:16 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you're not lighting any candles, don't complain about the dark.)
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