Since there is no other relevant news in the whole wide world, the NYTimes has to do a major story on Bruce Jenner.
SO much of the professionalism of the world’s oldest profession, media prostitution.
Now, the real question is: I’ve got a great couple of trading cards of Bruce Jenner as the great Olympian he is, but what do I do with the statue-like plastic figure of him in his running clothes? Put plastic breast implants on him and a dress?
These are the times that try men’s souls!
“Since there is no other relevant news in the whole wide world, the NYTimes has to do a major story on Bruce Jenner.”
Hey look at this this way, you pass by a car wreck, you just have to stop and stare.