[Kenny Bunk]

Does not this young alchemist risk a classical-size hangover by mixing the grape and the grain? This is forbidden by the *Bible, according to my grandfather.

But then again, this sort of retro-alcoholic-archaeology could keep many Muslims (May Peace Be Upon Them) from studying the field. It will not, however, keep them from being very angry.

*...his own translation

[Smokin' Joe]

It will not, however, keep them from being very angry.

A double-dose of Thorazine wouldn't take the edge off of Islamic Anger...