Some of most deluded people on the planet are MJ fans, you cannot say anything bad about him without them going ballistic.
Kind of like the reaction I get from the FR RINO apologists when I say I won't vote for one...
I remember a guy that was a classmate of mine, when the first molestation charges launched. I stated that I could believe that he had molested a boy. This guy was outraged. "How do you know that?!" he shouted at me. I responded, "I've looked at him."
It's kind of hard to emulate MJ in any way, at least successfully, and without being arrested.
For instance, non-anorexics wearing one glove will be taken for Bill Buckner.