Of course, they made her a bi-sexual woman.
Posted on 07/15/2014 10:34:18 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
“They’re just making a big deal about it this time.”
Yeah.
It’s announced on The View, ABC.
Marvel is owned by Disney, who also own ABC.
It’s all self promotion.
She should have a mighty rolling pin.
but would laz hit it?
“how do you know some of these gods are not real?”
Because my God crushed them all 2000 years ago!! ;)
“but would laz hit it?”
I’m sure he has, if you know what I mean.
I think that’s more his speed.
Laz would hit the new Thor. With a bigger hammer!
Paging Laz to the “would he hit it” courtesy thread.
Certainly Thor can be a transgendered gay lesbian illegal immigrant person of color.
She looks like my aunt....I will call her Aunt Thorax
Sh*tcan the armor and put her in a string bikini.
Then she can knock out anyone - criminals, bad guys, and everyone else - with just a glimpse.
THAT’S power.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
As if Wonderwoman, Superwoman, the Catwoman overwhelming audience was composed of pre-pubescent and tween girls and not their male counterparts. Don't recall my sister borrowing my super hero comics when I was in grade school but I sure peeked at her Archie and Betty and Veronica comic books...and Jughead and Reggie weren't my points of focus.
Of course, they made her a bi-sexual woman.
Well...Denmark was just around the corner...
This will be news to papa Odin, wife Sif and his kids by her and his mistresses. But, yeah, they’ll make him a lesbian with adopted kids with two mommies.
The Norse god Thor appears to a prostitute, and shouts “I AM MIGHTY THOR!”
The prostitute replies “tho am I, pal, tho am I”.
This is not unprecedented. In the Marvel Universe if you’re worthy, you can wield Thor’s Hammer and, by Odin’s will, Thor’s power can be transferred to those worthy individuals. Beta Ray Bill would be an example of where it has happened before.
Tsk, tsk, the saint you named yourself after would agree with me if I said that you got your dates all wrong.
The God you speak of made clear that there are no other gods beside Him, some 3400 years ago, when He made that His First Commandment and handed it to Moses in addition to nine others.
Obviously, an east German athlete on steroids from the 1970s.
I already thought that the female Thor was Brunnhilde from Die Valkure. Now we have a Thor who can hit high C’s and D flats!
Instead of making a female Thor, Marvel should have created Brunhilde as an already functioning strong female Character. Her primary weapon would have been a devastating high C scream! Indeed, Brunnhilde and Thor could have complemented each other in a number of Marvel comic stories! (of course every hero has a weakness, our heroine’s weakness would have been the need for a conductor and orchestra to enable her operations!)
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