How’s a person expected to navigate to the coffee maker without coffee in the first place?
Whose plan is this, anyway?
Yeah, this continuum is full of contradictions.
You can’t go swimming until you’ve learned to swim.
You can’t make coffee until you’ve had a cup of coffee.
You can’t hold a political office until you’ve had experience in political office.
Oh, wait, I forgot we’d licked that one.
Carry on.