[TheThirdRuffian]

Yeah, but the position attracts a lot of really calculating people.

[dfwgator]

I was going to say Republican Congressman.

Whole bunch of perks, with no responsibility.

[central_va]

Being a mathematician makes you a babe magnet.

[SkyPilot]

[Perdogg]

Kate Upton’s dresser?

[TADSLOS]

This doesn’t add up.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Non-Attorney Spokesperson still looks pretty good to me.

[Track9]

One of the only curriculums where 2+2 doesn’t equal 5.

[Gay State Conservative]

If you ask the movers and shakers of the Rat Party they'll say “government employee” or “SSI recipient”.

[Moonman62]

If you have a doctorate in math and one in biotechnology you can probably get one of those jobs. Otherwise, you’ll probably ended up teaching math, at best.

[Political Junkie Too]

Of course it pays well. Someone has to come up with all those just in time Obama success metric reports.

-PJ

[Billthedrill]

Well, I can tell you what job it isn’t. If, when you unwrap your new rectal thermometer, you see a tag that says “tested by number 37”, that was me.

[Mad Dawgg]

I am going to go with: “Brazilian waxing technician”

[bankwalker]

I remember the constipated mathematician that worked it out with a pencil.