Building Permit
Some have asked what I’m going to be doing in 2014.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to wake the whole ‘hood. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it ‘snot’ green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent the application in again but this time I called it a ‘Mosque’.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country. It’s the government that scares the crap out of me.
I stole the last line of your post for my new tag line.
Big Mack